The eruptions hidden by the ever slipping green shield

It is no secret that groups, pressure, political and otherwise have used benevolent covers to hide their real and less popular intentions. 

The green shield- used by many in recent times- seems the optimal weapon right now. It's use as an excuse for blatently botching-ahem- exaggerating statistics. Or preventing people getting attention-ahem-"the environment". But what is the purpose for these green shields? Can they not get their points across peacefully and without disruption or lying on government data? 

Perhaps it's because they genuinely can't as their...topics aren't 'hot' enough, though a skim through 3 of just todays newspapers would cast this theory in doubt: A total of 21 articles about climate, 1 paper with 12 environment pieces. But what about those using the protective hedge to envelope their agenda? 

The Occasional Cortex' blatent, exposed lies suddenly counter balanced by environmental concerns. After the pictures, and even photographer, exposed the border lies. The timing of the green rhetoric makes even the most gullible question the sincerity. 

Hesistation was replaced by the green shield when Millennial Millie (or Rainbow Snatch) threw facts and logic at the Qatar caliphate funded young turks. Pointing out how Denmark was NOT a socialist country *SHIELD UP* "YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN CLIMATE CHANGE!!" 

The commonality of the shield users and their boggle eyed shrieks, violence when losing an argument and crying "DENIERS!" is that they all (fittingly for them) resemble something in nature. Volcanoes.

Volcanoes have been known to cause devastation. But more than to just the parents, devastated they could raise such unhinged morons. Volcanoes have killed whole communities who weren't aware when, or even if, an eruption would happen. Where the left and volcanoes differ is it won't take years of science *real science* to identify them.

Fortunately for the rest of us, who appreciate man made virtues that enabled learning of the potency of volcanoes, knowing the danger can save lives. 

Also fortunate for the rest of us, this particular danger usually comes with facial piercings and blue hair. 

-Sidenote suggestion for Steven Crowder, "leftism and attention seeking are one and the same change my mind"

The eruptions make them easily identifiable too. Rather than releasing things little and often, such as when issues are encountered, addressing them then, they don't bother. Only to erupt later. So until they learn to embrace all the great things man has brought to this earth, like (speaking of releasing steam) a kettle, we have fair warning just by seeing them. They could embrace the kettle, in a way the rest of us do by bickering constantly and getting things out in the open. Transparent and honest in our argumentative ways.

However assimilation with the rest of us isn't the only reason to adopt less volcanic ways; the eruptions that happen usually claim their own as victims, for example the lgbt teachings in primary schools vs their muslim friends that they oh so want to appease. A blatent conflict that settled early wouldn't have led to such an eruption, but frankly was entertaining just like it is every time they eat their own, when the rest of us saw it coming a mile away. The left however have the enemy of my enemy is my friend mantra, they see strength in numbers and don't have much in terms of principles or forward thinking...or tackling issues head on. Sit back and enjoy the show time for the rest of us!

But until they embrace more human aspects (whatever their "identity" they are all human), their health and appearance will continue to suffer. Perhaps a modern example of karma at play. 

#BewareTheGreenShield #BeMoreKettle #TommyWoreItBetter