I am a MALE absurdist fiction writer, pataphysicist , weaboo exorcist, non-sequitur poet and paladin of idiocy, fugleman , footman at Ministry of silly walks, coryphaeus, amateur codder, Usenet legend, carbon based mugwump, couch potato, and ordained deacon in The Church of the SubGenius.
Politically: I'm a Dadaist, anti-groupist, anti-propagandist, cynic, pragmatist, and a global warming, Facebook M & B (meme and bullshit) skeptic.
Non sequitur comedy writer e.g. weirder than The Mighty Boosh, but not quite as odd as Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo (or am I?)