The Age of Asparagus

[Sung to the tune of "Age of Aquarius"]

When the snows of winter melt away

And warmer days have come to stay,

I plow and cultivate a garden
And plant endless rows of seeds!
 

This is the dawning of the age of Asparagus;

The age of Asparagus,

Asparagus!

Asparagus!

Suddenly Organic Farming

Seems to be the new foundation,

No one wants to farm the old way,

Keeping bee hives is the new thing,

It’s no mystery it’s natural

And you’ll like the self-sufficiency,

Asparagus!

Asparagus!
 

When you get to dig up all your spuds

At season’s end, you can be sure,

That you will eat more healthily,

What grew in compost and manure!

This is the dawning of the age of Asparagus;

The age of Asparagus,

Asparagus!

Asparagus!

Let the sun shine!

Let the sun shine down

On my homestead!

Let the sun shine!

Let the sun shine down

On my homestead!