come on there got 2 b 1 singer in 9000 plus people Hi ho, Hi ho It’s off to sea we go, We’re fierce and bold and we’ll take your gold! Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho It’s off to fight we go, We’re three foot two and we’re gonna keel you! Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho It’s off to drink we go, We’ll have some fun and more fuel rum! Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho Hi ho, Hi ho It’s off to wench we go, She’s six-foot ten but she likes short men! Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho (whistles) Hi ho, Hi ho Hi ho, Hi ho Hi ho, Hi ho Hi ho, Hum
The message came to me, at tea time, that my ship and crew were ready for me. Cafe Shi tea was dank and unsavory that morning. Just why does one drink unpleasant tea? Rationale the reason is to wake up of course. So upon finishing my cup of tea, I tipped the lovely wench with a beautiful twirl and waltzed her to the door. The door which is the exit into real it. When upon, leaving the threshold of a magical portal to worlds unknown. An unbelievable imagination awaited for the crew of the Black Skimmer.
The Claw was unready like most days. Upon getting to the Black Skimmer the smuggling vessel was unprepared too. The crew a duck, squirrel, and bear were in an argument about this is this and that is that. Nevertheless, the Claw was in command.
Upon a board the Claw started by ordering the duck to untie the skimmer. Then to the squirrel to stack the last of the supply below deck. The Claw turned to the bear and demanded a cream de soup of the day to be something special. The bear being a cook thought the idea wonderful while the duck with mutiny in his eyes left forward bow to untie the skimmer.
The Black Skimmer was smuggling the illegal contraband of umbrellas to the poor people in Hong Kong. The shipment half being paid up front and half upon delivery were the latest attempt to throw off the mighty artificial intelligence computer which was rounding up people and have them off to who knows where China's prison camps due to the most-recent laws.
Little did the Claw know that the duck was a Chinese spy and hated tea along with soup of special made by the bear. Of course, the bear knew. He was a double secret agent sent in by the supreme commander of the universe and third responsible for food delivery.
The Chinese were awaiting the Black Skimmer due to the duck's treachery. However, a twist was upon to happen when the Claw for no apparent reason then a whim swung the Skimmer wide of Hong Kong and docked with a rebel submarine in the middle of no where what was in the past Japanese sea now called the China Sea. There the duck was cooked over an open fire while the true content of counterfeit Chinese Hummer designed symbols made of gold were unloaded.
You see the bear being smart informed the Claw a long time ago about the duck. And while a nice handsome man and a terrible gambler, the Claw did like duck soup and felt the end of the duck story should provide someone with a laugh or two. Come read farther along the next door will open soon. Below this or that post.. read.. think.. do you realize this reality is an illusion? Drink some tea with the Claw and bear. The squirrel is handling the ship. While eating duck soup.
the pirates will rule the world....
and sing a merry song...
You light the skies, up above me
A star, so bright, you blind me, yeah
Don’t close your eyes
Don’t fade away, don’t fade away-
Oh
Yeah you and me we can ride on a star
If you stay with me girl
We can rule the world-
Yeah you and me we can light up the sky
If you stay by my side
We can rule the world-
If walls break down, I will comfort you
If angels cry, oh I’ll be there for you
You’ve saved my soul
Don’t leave me now, don’t leave me now
Oh
Yeah you and me we can ride on a star
If you stay with me girl
We can rule the world
Yeah you and me, we can light up the sky
If you stay by my side
We can rule the world-
Ooooooooh
All the stars are coming out tonight
They’re lighting up the sky tonight
For you, for you
All the stars are coming out tonight
They’re lighting up the sky tonight
For you, for you-
Ooooooooh
Yeah you and me we can ride on a star
If you stay with me girl
We can rule the world
Yeah you and me, we can light up the sky
If you stay by my side
We can rule the world
All the stars are coming out tonight (oooooooh)
They’re lighting up the sky tonight
For you, for you-
All the stars are coming out tonight
They’re lighting up the sky tonight
For you, for you-
All the stars, are coming out tonight
They’re lighting up the sky tonight
For you, for you-
All the stars, are coming out tonight
They’re lighting up the sky tonight
For you, for you-
As Ender and his crew sailed back to Café Chi with their hard-earned treasure, they encountered a fierce and legendary storm that seemed to emerge from the very depths of the ocean. The tempest raged with a ferocity that tested the resolve of even the most seasoned sailors.
Waves taller than mountains crashed against their ship, threatening to swallow it whole. The sky darkened, and lightning split the air with deafening cracks, illuminating the churning waters in an eerie, otherworldly glow. Ender, undeterred by the wrath of the storm, stood at the helm, his eyes blazing with determination.
In a dramatic display of unyielding courage, Ender and his crew fought against the elements, their will as unbreakable as the steel of their swords. With every thunderous roar of the storm, they pushed forward, refusing to be defeated by the forces of nature.
Just when it seemed that all hope was lost, a colossal whirlpool, the likes of which had never been seen, materialized before them. The ship teetered on the edge of oblivion, threatened to be pulled into the abyss. But Ender, with a resolute voice that cut through the chaos, commanded his crew to stand firm and brace for the ultimate test of their mettle.
As the ship careened toward the maelstrom, a deafening silence descended upon the tempest. The turbulent waters stilled, and an ethereal calm enveloped the ship. Ender and his crew found themselves at the heart of the whirlpool, where the laws of nature seemed to bend and twist in mysterious ways.
Suddenly, the waters parted, revealing a hidden passage that led to a mythical island, shrouded in mist and legend. It was said that this island held the key to unlocking unimaginable power, guarded by ancient spirits and forgotten gods.
Ender, driven by an insatiable thirst for adventure, made the daring decision to venture onto the island, where trials of courage, wisdom, and strength awaited him. As he delved deeper into the heart of the island, he uncovered long-lost relics and deciphered cryptic riddles that tested the limits of his resolve.
Ultimately, Ender faced the ultimate challenge, a confrontation with the guardians of the island's hidden power. In a battle that echoed through the ages, Ender proved himself worthy of the island's secrets, earning the respect of the ancient spirits and the right to harness the legendary power that lay dormant within the island's core.
With the newfound power at his command, Ender emerged from the island as a legendary figure, his name etched into the annals of history as a true master of the high seas. His epic tale of bravery, tenacity, and discovery echoed throughout the ages, inspiring countless souls to seek their own destinies and unravel the mysteries that lay beyond the horizon. And so, the legend of Ender the pirate continued to grow, transcending time and space, a testament to the enduring spirit of adventure that burns within every explorer's heart.