There are pirates and then there are pirates... Some with tales to tell and some with tails.. There once was a dog that loved a pirates life because of all the good food from that mean ole pirate from treasure isle book. He was a good ole cook and fed the dog and bird till both were fat and well useless at times but furry fat and feathery fat are two different things
Tales be told. Tale be bold. Ender the Claw was sipping tea again at Cafe Shi humming a local song about beauty and why society can be comfortable with this is this or that is that. When the regional communist party leader decided to ask for some help with pirates in the area. Now, one must understand Ender or the Claw was a privateer with a letter of writs from Germany, England, US of Confederce, and a small island name Bob. Being interested he asked for a letter of writs and places and locations of said pirating activity along rewards and such. To be honest the Claw was into collecting letters.
With that information and his local bear as the enforcer of went with the crew a duck, bear and squirrel. The bear and squirrel were part of the old crew while the new duck was a Chinese spy. The senile duck official death was marked washed overboard. However, one can read it here. https://www.minds.com/Talon123/blog/come-on-there-got-2-b-1-singer-in-9000-plus-people-hi-ho-hi-1030122562800345088
The crew went to the place where said activity was taking place. Upon realizing that part of the communist party was funding the pirating activity and that the local official just wanted to be bribed more money. Well, the Claw collected his fourth letter of writ to pirate the seas, swiped a cargo of slaves from Hong Kong, and ran away with a skiff full of ladies of want that were being transported by the higher communist to places unknown.
And thus returning some of the ladies to the regional official, along with a skiff and some new skilled workers that were given letters of writ to be pirates Ender the pirate returned to the Cafe Shi in Ping.
There once was a crew of pirates that lived at a tea shop outside of Ping China. They were mostly Brits and United Confidence pirates that had left the states for this or that reason. They all ended up in Cafe Shi at one point or time to tell their tale to the lone pirate there. He had a scare on his right leg that ran deep.. He would tell a tale of saving a pregnant woman with her two children from a shark, those in the know - knew he had been bitten by a vilebacteria bug which had turned that portion of his ankle into a zombie material.. His left left leg was missing totally .. his story or tale there was he was walking down a valley to bury some gold when a pregnant woman with two kids were playing by a river.. Just then he saw a grizzly bear so up he pushed the women up the tree only to have the bear tear off his left leg.. again for those in the know he had lost his left leg to a later attack by a vile bacteria which turned his whole foot into a zombie flesh.. worst story I could think off but welcome to Cafe Shi which was closed due to the plague or was it smallpox? Anyways let the tales and rum drinking begin..along with songs and tales of piracy..
Memory is from 2017 plus 1.3 billion years from now.. For those suffering right this moment from ME. You have if you paid attention to location etc fallen more into the center of the galaxy by 1000 light years. Meaning the head ache vomiting and diarrhea is motion sickness. I at least went from an earth supposedly 27000 light years away from the center to now 26450 light years. bavaria Chicago started their running of their CERN three weeks ago. They did not pay attention on one of these realities a fallen angel is through. War with Iran will met biblical prophecies sufficient enough on one of these worlds for the end of humanity will be through. On other notes.. With British warship seizing Iranian Oil tankers piracy is now back.. There once was a crew of pirates that lived at a tea shop outside of Ping China. They were mostly Brits and United Confidence pirates that had left the states for this or that reason. They all ended up in Cafe Shi at one point or time to tell their tale to the lone pirate there. He had a scare on his right leg that ran deep.. He would tell a tale of saving a pregnant woman with her two children from a shark, those in the know - knew he had been bitten by a vilebacteria bug which had turned that portion of his ankle into a zombie material.. His left left leg was missing totally .. his story or tale there was he was walking down a valley to bury some gold when a pregnant woman with two kids were playing by a river.. Just then he saw a grizzly bear so up he pushed the women up the tree only to have the bear tear off his left leg.. again for those in the know he had lost his left leg to a later attack by a vile bacteria which turned his whole foot into a zombie flesh.. worst story I could think off but welcome to Cafe Shi which was closed due to the plague or was it smallpox? Anyways let the tales and rum drinking begin..along with songs and tales of piracy..