when drinking, sometimes life is interesting..

So there was a clown riding a horse through the streets when out of no where the future president of the country stepped out of the shadows and mugged the clown. He was a bit drunk so the clown being mugged wondered down the street a bit. When two grengos came out of a bar and pushed him against a taxi's car taking out his two-front teeth. The clown fearing for his life puts his fist through a safety glass window, and the police arrive and put the clown in the back of the police car. Taking the clown in, he is so nice that the police forget him and do not lock the car. When the clown wakes up seeing his two-front teeth missing he thinks the police beat him up. He opens the police car door and proceeds to the riot dogs cages where the police catch him. Five versus a drunk clown.. The clown not taking anything in his third world language says he trust the dogs more than the police opens the cage and picks up a hugeRottweiler and throws the dog at them. The police scatter and say that the clown is dead. The dog which head is above the clowns belt line turns around and the clown things about rocky and bull winkle show and puts his arm down the throat of the dog. The dog's eyes get really big. At which point the clown sobers a bit picks up the dog and puts him back into the cage.