Yayo Short 15: The Book of Yayo (Excerpts Edition)

Book 1, Verse 1/2 and the 3/4

It came to pass that Yayo, who had struck the giant Goliath with God's Holy coffee cup just a day before, was scolded by the heavenly Father. For the Cup broke in the process of smighting the giant ones head. 

It came to pass that God raised his voice in thunderous volume and declared Yayo to be the greatest sinner among men. Hearing this, Yayo exclaimed in extraordinary wonder the improbability of God's rantish upheaval. For she knew God's Cup was a mere Chinese product. 

It then came to pass that God, angered by Yayo's rebellious nature and the authors incapability to find a Verse-beginning other than "it came to pass" threw his hands up in the air and shouted.

"How can there be such a heinous Child within the compounds of my creation?"

As Yayo heard those lines uttered, here facial expression changed from smug, to extra smug, as she repeated God's words with slight alteration.

"How can there be such heinous God that has created me?"

Book 2, Verse 2 - between the fifth column of the ninth Page

For it came to pass, for which great anticipation has amounted in the city of Jerusalem, that the savior were to arrive this morning.

As for Yayo, she too had been excited all yesterday evening, for she always wanted to meet a savior. He could save Yayo's out-of-date pickles, for which she longed for more than the fish of the neighboring city.

But alas, such meeting would never occur. As the savior could only turn water into whine and multiply bread and fish. Those abilities were useless for little Yayo and she had to throw her pickles, with a face of pretend agony, into the sea.

But then it came to pass, that the pickles did not sink into the sea, but floated above it. In her amusement our orange-haired gal declared those pickles Holy and wrote a book about them. 

Let us all hope no religion will ever be formed around those pickles.