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A Real Offer

realproxySep 26, 2016, 2:25:28 PM
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In the current year, companies must hire women into their c-suite in the name of diversity.  Due to this, I am here to offer my services as a CFO: Chief Female Officer.  As the CFO, you, the corporation would pay me to show up and be visible to the employee base and for photo-ops for the public at large.  I would wear appropriate business attire that would show off my assets such as curves and clevage so that there is no mistaking that I'm a woman.  I would also show up for board meetings to be visible to the shareholder base.  To show that there is involvement of the female employee base, I would read any statement prepared for me to the shareholders at large.

If I am not required as the female diversity mascot, I would not have any involvement in the actual running of the company.  You, of course, wish to make a profit and I, as the CFO am strictly there to fill a quota.