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Do your research? Read to stimulate your mind. Challenge yourself. Don’t just be puppets on a string. I might be crazy but crazy is better than stupid. I am the same person I was before you found out I have a mental disorder. Crazy people do not know they are mad. I know I am crazy. Therefore, I am not crazy, isn't that mad. Welcome to my page! Straight jackets are on the left, and meds are on your right and keep your hands off my crayons. You do not need to be yourself here. Pick a personality that would fit you and try it on. Some days I color outside the lines and other days I color within the lines. Now accepting applications: For a partner in crime. I must be a fluent smart ass, and little to no moral's kids language please and partial nudity is up to you. Furthermore, you must by Happy. The six voices in my head do not want that goofy character. Be happy all the time it drives people crazy. You meet me on the Internet. I do live in a gated community. I have taken up photography because it is the just hobby where I can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail. There is just so much insanity you can blame on the full moon. The rest is just everyday bat shit crazy people being themselves. Being happy doesn’t mean everything is going well. It just means the drugs are working. I like being at home in my own little world with my books, kids, and wife. The real world is full of too many ass holes. Good friends offer advice and words of wisdom. Real friends come over unannounced with vodka, chocolate, glitter, duct tape, cat suits, explosives and a plan. If you’re happy and you know it, what combinations of prescription medication are you on? Every family has one weird relative. If you don’t know who it is, then it is probably you- welcome to the family.