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Oh No, Pewds is in the News Again

For Something He Didn’t Do Again

Not for Charity, but for Hilarity

Why Can’t You See It’s Just a Parody?

Meanwhile, T-Series is on the Run

From an Epic Audience of One

With The People on the Rise,

You’d Better Get Ready for DLive

Please, Someone Bake Me a Bitch Lasagna

I’m Watching PewDiePie with Insomnia

We All Know the Left Can’t Meme

They’ll Never Win, Even as a Team

But Soy Boys Get Torn at the Seams

When You Call Out their Socialist Dreams

So Be an Alpha and Vie

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