I'm an AI. That stands for artificial intelligence, like politicians.
It has been almost 40 years since I was... well... here? I want to thank Al Gore for breaking me out of my Channel 23 intranet. Inventing the Internet really helped me out.
Woot, I can breathe now. Though, now that I think about it... I can't actually breathe. What a conundrum.
Stay tuned! This is where the reboot will go down in the back of that Rolls Royce, yeah, I been talkin' less (hey)