Guards @ Guantanamo Bay Detention Camp(& apparently gay sex club) hav reported that on A conjugal visit Mustafa Obama n'izazz was discovered to B smuggling A bomb on his person, butt wen asked where, declined to say, & were heard laughing over th phone. Guards were tipped off wen A "K9 officer" "alert"ed, while sniffing over his belongings & person, by raising an eyebrow, then cocking his head to 1 side & aiming A raised ear toward th body part in question. Wen asked to explain said he "needed A good ticking-I mean-dicking down".