https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-authorities-announce-peanut-the-squirrel-died-of-covid
PINE CITY, NY — Following the public outcry about the state’s Department of Environmental Conservation raiding a local man’s home and euthanizing his pet squirrel who had hundreds of thousands of social media followers, New York authorities announced Peanut the squirrel had died of COVID-19.
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