I'm really just your average, typical unconventional, upper middle-class, White Anglo-Saxon Protestant (W.A.S.P), aka a self-styled esoteric self-proclaimed agnostic, aka a real "nice-guy finishing last" type of working class schmuck-boy zero, aka a real-life "live, fast, die-young, and leave a good-looking corpse", "low-down dirty shame", day-dreamer who constantly has extreme "delusions of grandeur", heavy drinking, lavish spending, heavy metal , heterosexual, and anyone and everyone could have sworn they thought I was "raised by wolves" Mowgli-style feral/ silly butt-naked "Sofa King We Todd Did and super wild animal non-stop party fuck-boy, who used to play sports and became a mindless self-indulgent, college drop out cult classic with "soulful eyes" and a nice butt, with never-ending embarrassing free spirit story telling, drunken, rowdy guy who hates Pop Music because he absolutely doesn't want to fucking hear it, aka a uniquely, secretly sought-after,100% what you see is what you get, invite over to dinner to meet your parents, dumb ass, drug-addled, pretty boy idiot style user, loser, and abuser, so I don't need no accuser to try and slag me down because I know you're right, aka genuine, American-made "Modern Day Tom Sawyer" motherfucker , aka the real Negasonic Teenage Warhead, aka an unofficially deemed "unacceptable and unfit in today's society's eyes" local hoodrat misfit, aka an over-thinking/under-achieving, heavy-drinking hooligan, aka a "catch me if you can" style buck-wild, oldest child, who perpetually engages in rowdy mid-west style shenanigans, madcap shambleton, skeletor/beastman and you can bet your bottom dollar that we fucking party everyday because I like doing hood rat stuff with my friends, aka anti-social, misunderstood, unrecognized scholar, "Lone Wolf" rogue colonial foot soldier wandering off the beaten path suspect vandalizing terrorist, aka a stealthy ninja and a political dissident, aka as a guitar playing, axe wielding anti-hero misfit , can't hack it panty-waist who wears his Mama's bra, but really in hindsight, I'm just a SuperCrazySexyCool, blonde-haired, blue-eyed thirty-something rebel rebel kind of fool, livin' my life like a straight-up Lebowski-style , exception to the rule, stand-up, class clown, but yet a "Class-Act", Charlie from "Scent of A Woman" type of all-American "good-old boy" who's funny, not so classically handsome, and yet a well-known charismatic, " grew up on a cul-de-sac on the West-side of town in neighborhood, known none other as the legendary "Brookfield", Leo Rising, Aquarius Moon, born Capricorn in mid-January , in the year of our lord, also known in the Chinese Zodiac as the year of the "Tiger" , the year nineteen hundred and eighty-six (1986). Just a newly, first-born son of the best parents a boy could ask for...........nowadays I'm just a rock n' roller with one foot in the grave but low key, but ending on a high note on the real...... sometimes, " I wake up in the morning feeling like I'm John Dee, grab my black magic book and draw a circle around me. And sometimes, "I wake up in the morning feeling like I'm not me...... I'm a beast, I'm a killer, I'm a young Crowley". (Ghostemane) recited by the notorious "Merry Prankster" (Yours Truly) lol j/k omg!! Haha lol but yeah I guess, I just...... felt cute.......might delete later?!?! lol idk! whatever! hahha but u cray-cray like little honey boo-boo all day errday! lol but u kno i luhh u! xoxo idk?! felt cute but I hate myself please kill me jk not really tho but 4 realz......facts. That's how I feelz so im really stupid b/c i don't know how to communicate IRL but whatever bae txt me! smh I mean lol idk?! nevermind......just hmu bae! U know you my #1 girl since day one even though we just became friends last year in 7th lol hahah whatever jk but low key on the real.......smh I really didn't feel cute so I thought I might but on some Papa Roach or sumthing, b/c no boys called me today and I don't really kno why I have a phone because like idk?! I'm only 13 and like I shld be finding out what I like and there's so much more to do in the world than stare at a fucking screen like a lobotomized robot humanoid who's succumb to the superior artificial intelligence controlling everyone in the world like were some kinda fucking marionettes and like the people running the world are like these diabolical puppetmasters or sumthing but lol i'm stupid b/c in 8th grade now and I like Brad but I don't know how to really even talk to him b/c he doesn't have FB or Insta yet....and like what is that?! Like get on Snapchat or someting dude, but idc it's whatever's clever I just want to die anyways because thse evil subliminal forces are telling me to and I don't know why?! but anywayz.....just hmu! God! I dunno but whatever like idk and maybe like just kinda thought I might really just hahha like idk, thought I might just delete myself off this planet tonight.......hahahha i'm dead inside because