HomerGimpson

@HomerGimpson
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Funny jokes, memes and general shithousery
I am an inventor, author, blogger, Dream interpreter, researcher, teacher and most of all student of all things. I am a proud introvert, and often too edgy. I've been accused of being stupid, but never being closed minded; I always try to learn something new every day and like a true explorer I always share the most fascinating things I discover, everything I post will likely make you do a double-take if it doesn't just blow your mind, I focus my research on the subconscious mind to explore the deeper components to life.... click subscribe and let's go on an adventure together. I focus my posts on the most interesting and fascinating facts and misconceptions we have in society. My goal is to learn and share something new and interesting every day.
I am an older gentleman now in retirement. I have paid my dues to the thieves in suits and hope that I can survive my remaining years while retaining whatever human(e)ity I have left. I don't take vaccines or meds and have not seen a Doctor in over 20 years and surprise, surprise, I am still very much alive and kicking.
Currently the strongest world lifter, black belt in almost every martial art, expert game designer, can drink a gallon of pre-workout in less than a minute, 5 SCOOPS, overall perfect human bean. Sub to me to ascend to a higher plane of existence.
what the heck is goin' on? nobody's ever seen anything like it! ——- whatever ‘it’ may or may not be, eh?
Journalist/Author Alma Mater: Saint Bonaventure University Phone: 716-479-8921 Email: [email protected] BOOK CATALOG: THE LIFE AND TIMES OF HOMER SIMPSON - 2004 NO TIME FOR TEARS: TALES TO BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT TO - 2007 UP TO MY EYEBALLS IN SUNSHINE - 2013 IT WAS MY TURN: HOW I LOST AND WHY IT'S YOUR FAULT - 2017 SOMETIMES SHIT HAPPENS - 2018 THE SEXY MISADVENTURES OF FELLATIO STEVENS - 2018 THE BUCKET LIST OF PUBERT G. WILLIAMS - 2018 GET THE SENSATION - 2020 https://app.thebookpatch.com/BookStore/up-to-my-eyeballs-in-sunshine/0ccc7ee0-c765-4705-9803-97cc21dacd14
Sitting still, enjoying the calm. In doing so life comes to you.
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