My Name is Senior Diddle. I Identify as a Fat Laughing Mexican Male. I Laugh at Everything! And NO, I am not a member of the Famous Diddle Family! So... Stop Asking!
Late night, brakes lock, hear the tires squeal
Red light, can't stop, so I spin the wheel
My world goes black before I
Feel an angel steal me from the
Greedy jaws of death and chance
And pull me in with steady hands
They've given me a second chance