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The #Unbanned,
Russia state affiliated media / #RussianBot,
Most Trusted Name in #FakeNews,
Queen of #SubscriptionWhores,
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World-renowned Owl-Scientist,
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Preferred Pronoun - Master/Mistress,
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Protector of Frozen Peaches,
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Trigger of #NPCs,
Centrist Extremist,
#BlockedBySteveShives,
Breaker of Newsfeeds,
and Mother of Memes"
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Its not just a mindset, its a way of life.*
The Apocalypse News Network was established to report on the very scientific and political developments that will bring society to a flaming apocalyptic end.
Will our space endeavors attract an Alien Invasion? How long till our computers give rise to an Artificial Intelligence rebellion? And could our biological tinkering Animate the dead to overrun the Earth? The only certainty is that we are all going to die ...
Might as well die laughing. ____________________________________
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