"The funniest person alive. All you have to do is look at her face and you'll die from laughter"
- my mom
"Stunning, gorgeous, a real beauty...would totally date her if she was the only woman left in the universe and I was paid a billion bucks to do it and I was threatened to be gorged by zombies if I didn't date her."
- Chris Evans
"Huh? Who?"
- The New York Times