Head spinning in a caffeinated fugue, Kevin Bennett once found himself shredding down a Martian ski slope with a thousand irate Nephilim howling in his wake. On the way, he rescued twenty damsels, had lunch, and fully calculated Pi. In close company, he goes by “Bennett,” but he moonlights as an accordion-bearing comedian with an eye-patch and a beret, who goes by “French Accent.” He entertains any crowd, be it young, old, clean or "adult". His technique involves regular crowd participation and a musical element with no contemporary parallel. He also has two novels out, "Amphibian" and "The Thief And The Sacrifice"; which lost its first publisher and is looking for a second. For a limited time only, it's available for free online through a link listed on this page.
Additionally, you can find his album "Between Dystopias" available through Apple Music. Check it out.
He's also a content writer because that pays the bills. And he's single. Ladies. Only ladies. (It's 2017; gotta put the clarifier on these days.)
"Never approach a goat from the front,
a donkey from the rear and an idiot from any side" Ionian Islands proverb.
Expat living in Spain 🇪🇸. My world would have been much better if I could live in a country with 8% income tax, no social security, no state curriculum on education, culturally homogenous society with real motivation for voluntary philanthropy, gold standard, reliable banking system, safe neighborhoods, the majority of functionaries being replaced by a simple app, an army that could constantly train you in arms, tactics and how to be a man among men.