Shinra Electric Power Company Asset's Communication Room

Reno, you will return what is mine.

Hey, Sephiroth. You. Me. Hot dog making contest to see who has the best sword.

I think we can officially say it: rod, staff, sword, stick... Whatever you prefer, I am a MASTER. Anyone wanna be my disciple?

Okay, this shit's getting ridiculous. Had to raid the back of a bar without getting caught today. Entertaining as fuck and all, but why do they keep telling us they're closed for renovation? Shit-all is happening in there.

As for this week's individual assignments, Reno you're with Sephiroth. Rude with Zack.

Disregard anything I posted yesterday.

I'd like to remind everyone that Reno's birthday is coming up and we need to set up a surprise party for him in the lobby yo. Don't forget presents.

Small problem: For unknown reasons completely unrelated to home-made booze, Rude's having trouble seeing right now. I'm gonna handle his stuff for a bit. We got everything under control.

Okay, what's up with all the bars saying they're undergoing 'maintenance'? This isn't funny, yo. I've been sober for over a day.

Code Red urgency here guys: Some shithole took all the booze, yo. I'm officially initiating Operation S.

[Text, filtered to the Turks: ] Please ensure Sephiroth's shampoo makes it back to his quarters at your earliest convenience. Emphasis on earliest.