👼 Homuncular

“No, I am not wearing a mask and yes, those are her real hands. Will you stop it with the false accusations?! Can't you see you are causing poor mum's brow to furrow?” —Sweet Baby J.

“I get cranky when I'm feeling hangry.” —Sweet Baby J.

“I'm ticklish, tee-hee!” —Sweet Baby J.

“You'd be sad too if you had freakish hands like we do.” —Sweet Baby J.

“Your nose is as long as my face. How is that humanly possible, mom?” —Sweet Baby J.

“You may be tempted to call me Cheeksus Christ… Don't be cheeky!” —Sweet Baby J.

“Wanna see what I'm packin'? I'll give you a peek…” —Sweet Baby J.

“Everyone adores me! How could you not? Do you see that little guy on his knees? Yeah, he's praying to my extraordinarilly toned buttocks, thighs and calves. And, that cushion I'm standing upon… Mom bought it from My Pillow Guy. Use promo code HOMUNCULAR to avail BOGO offer when you purchase two pillows of same size.” —Sweet Baby J.

“I find it advantageous to stabilize my homuncular body by firmly grasping mom's finger while reaching for flowers.” —Sweet Baby J.

“Nobody smile. Don't even think of cracking a smile or you get the iron rod.” —Sweet Baby J.

“Sloth IS a deadly sin. But, what if you just look like a sloth?” —Sweet Baby J.

”Behold, I am a burrito. Whoso eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, hath eternal life; and I will raise him up at the last day. For my flesh is meat indeed, and my blood is drink indeed. He that eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, dwelleth in me, and I in him. Black or pinto beans?” —Sweet Baby J.