Jim²

@jimmybrownie

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

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Confused and happy

Money talks; all mine say is ‘goodbye’

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me

Eat right. Stay in shape. Die anyway.

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun a lot more work.

I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks.

I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Just having theoretical knowledge won’t make you genius

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode

Time flies after you hit the snooze button.