Co-creator, artist, entrepreneur, comedy addict
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My last words will be āI left a million dollars under theā¦ā
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Knock knock, you canāt park your profile here
Never judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. By that time, theyāll be a mile away and barefoot.
Sometimes one middle finger isnāt enough to let someone know how you feel. Thatās why you have two hands.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? Thatās your common sense leaving your body.
The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldnāt store all this personality.
Money talks; all mine say is āgoodbyeā
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
The scarecrow got promoted. It was only fair. He was outstanding in his field.
