Hey there! I'm a bit of a jack-of-all-trades. I love to read and write, and I'm a big fan of sci-fi, memoirs, and fantasy. I'm also a dancer, collector of books, and a bit of a memorizer (even though I've lost my mind a time or two!). Oh, and I can't forget to mention that I'm a pink alien and an optimist at heart.
While I may be a bit awkward at small talk, I'm a friendly soul, and these days, I'm even something of a priest! I got my ordination certificate from Dudeism, and I've been known to dabble in time travel too.
When it comes to my writing, I like to focus on what's going on around me, and my fiction and fantasy shorts have even made me think about changing reality. I once produced, directed, and wrote over 30 short films in the span of a few weeks!
My poetry and autograph collection are also near and dear to my heart, and I'm constantly adding to them. As for my dreams? Well, they're a bit like Mark Twain's quote about wanting to be a pirate.
If you want to check out some of my writing or films, you can find them on blogs and imdb. And last but not least, I believe in Christ.
Way too many of you dumb fucks think this is an anti-Woman or MGTOW channel. It's not. You're probably just a fucking retard. The amount of completely insane dipshits that want to purchase a fake pussy engineered for medical use on MtF trannies, attach it to your Roomba, and call it your wife is disturbing. You're all dumber than niggers.
And where the fuck did all the AIDS spreading faggots come from? I'm not here to support you either. You go in the ovens too, right next to that dude and his "Johnny5 is alive" wife.
And I delete retard, faggot, and spam comments when I find them. You're not entitled to upvotes when you're comments fit any of those groups.
Where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission.
Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof.
2020 Presidential candidate. Former Congresswoman. Soldier. Surfer. Yoga. Plant-based. Inquiries: http://tulsigabbard.com (Views do not reflect position of DoD)