Book of Yayo, Page 23 Verse 19: It came to pass that God asked the great and most excellent Yayo what he shall make.
Yayo thus called upon God and responded: "Yo mofo put some mountains there, a fallen tree here and a nice sea. Don't forget slippery rocks. I need my slippery rocks, pal."
It then came to pass that God laid his hand on Yayo's head and with a smile upon his very lips, uttered the following words: "Are you drunk again, Yayo? Go home."