I saw a restaurant called Pokéworks today and made a quick draft of what their commercial should be. “Hey welcome to Pokéworks, we got the freshest Pokémon around. Look at this cute little guy, he does electric things. BANG! Now he’s dead. Put him in your mouth. Oh shit, check out this Mewtwo. He’s super rare and made of magic. BANG! Now he’s DEAD. Put him on a plate. Shove him in your fat fucking face. Now you’re a wizard. Any Pokémon you want. BANG! They’re DEAD! Put em in your mouth. Pokéworks - Fuck your childhood.”