Ender's Resumé **Objective:** To bring mirth, mischief, and mastery of the seas to any vessel in need of a pirate with a penchant for poetry and plundering. **Experience:** **Pirate Professional** - Successfully sailed a shopping cart across Wally's World's water-covered park. (Note: Shopping cart unfortunately not seaworthy, but made for grand stories.) - Poet of some odes of odds and ends; my verses capture the essence of the unpredictable pirate life. - Authored a couple of "This is