Why, you miserable, diseased PUKE! How DARE you breathe! You will infect us ALL with your filth!
Me: I'm not sick
AAAAH! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! AAAAAAHHH!!! How DARE you! How DARE YOU!!!
Me: Really? I mean, REALLY?
HOW DARE YOU! THE CHILDREN! MY GRANDMA! YOU BEAST! NO MASK? YOU MONSTER!
Has it really gotten to this? I mean REALLY gotten to this?