TRADGAMER: * never pre-orders * considers the first year after launch "public beta" * eschews mobile gaming as a sin against Gaben * considers console gaming "nice if you're into that" * remembers what "FILES = 30" means and was for * current PC is a personalized Frankenbox no store would sell * has enough old parts lying around to build extra PCs * still keeps old physical games on DVD/CD/floppy "just in case"