Dear Lord help me to be good, now that I am good. Help me to deal with the ignorant unwashed masses that Swarm about me. For now, I am sanctified and only I understand the way of things. Yes, I was an idiot before but now I am perfected because I say You say so. Bless me with the spotlight so then all can see that I have ascended and am truly Worthy to look down upon everyone else. I am awesome, amen.
~ Saint Redonkulous the Grandstander
Listen to yourself, sheesh...