Arkansas Passes Controversial Bill To Ban Chopping Off Kids' Legs If They Think They're A Mermaid

LITTLE ROCK, AR - In a huge blow to trans-species rights, Arkansas has passed a controversial law banning the dismemberment and surgical altering of children if they want to be a different creature. 'I'll never forget the day my daughter Belle was splashing in the tub and said, 'Look at me, Mommy! I...

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