Anakin Skywalker Hired By Planned Parenthood For His Speed And Efficiency Taking Care Of The Younglings

NEW YORK, NY - Planned Parenthood has hired a new president and spokesperson: Anakin Skywalker. The women's 'health' organization was reportedly looking for new leadership that could really improve the speed and efficiency with which they slaughter children. But they were having trouble finding anyo...

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