[OPENING SCENE]

The screen fades in with a dark, swirling vortex of cosmic clouds. Inside the vortex, there’s a chaotic scene unfolding. We zoom in closer… it’s Mike. He’s floating in an endless void, wearing pajamas covered in Bitcoin logos. His hair is sticking up like he’s just been electrocuted. He’s sweating and mumbling incoherently as he’s surrounded by an overwhelming digital rain of 0s, 1s, and… smart contracts?

MIKE’S NIGHTMARE VOICEOVER (frantic):
"Oh no, not again… it’s the blockchain! IT’S TAKING OVER THE ATOMS!!"

Suddenly, we zoom in even closer… down, down, down… until we reach the subatomic level. Picture a bunch of quarks and electrons chilling, minding their own business. But then… something’s off. They start vibrating wildly as millions of smart contracts come rushing in like a tsunami of legalese gibberish.

TINY QUARK #1 (exhausted):
"Bro, I can't keep up with this decentralized finance nonsense. My energy levels are fried!"

TINY ELECTRON (freaking out):
"Dude, did someone just put an NFT of a pixelated monkey in here? That thing’s taking up so much space we’re all gonna crash!"

A comically enormous blockchain ledger starts crushing everything in its path. Data packets zoom by, each one labeled with increasingly absurd names: “MemeCoin,” “FOMOProtocol,” and “DeFi Dungeon.”

MIKE (floating through the chaos, screaming):
"This is it! The subatomic level is getting overloaded! Everything’s about to collapse under the weight of these useless tokens!! WHY IS THERE A SMART CONTRACT ATTACHED TO MY SHAMPOO PURCHASE?!"

Suddenly, the scene cuts to a cloud storage unit in the sky. It’s an actual cloud with a little door and a sign that says “Storage Full – Please Delete Some Data.” Clouds are puffing out from all the stress, and digital files are spilling out like they’re stuffed in there with a crowbar.

MIKE (panicking, now wearing a ridiculous cloud costume for some reason):
"NOOOO! THERE’S NO MORE ROOM IN THE CLOUD! THE FILES ARE TOO THICC!!"

The overloaded cloud bursts, and all the data spills out in a torrential flood. Down below, we see the real world beginning to glitch like a broken video game. Trees turn into QR codes. Cars start driving in circles because they’re stuck in a loop of crypto transactions. A squirrel picks up an acorn, only for it to vanish because it was “minted as a digital asset” and sold to someone in the metaverse.

MIKE (yelling at the sky):
"Stop it! Somebody hit the undo button!! I never should’ve invested in that decentralized taco coin!!"

Just as everything is about to explode in a burst of pixels, Mike wakes up in a cold sweat. He’s back in his apartment. Dan is sitting across from him, casually munching on a slice of pizza.

MIKE (gasping):
"Dan… Dan… I just had the worst nightmare. The blockchain went subatomic! The whole universe collapsed because we couldn’t stop minting NFTs!!"

DAN (unfazed):
"Yeah, sounds rough. Want a slice? It’s got pineapple and extra existential dread on it."

#DWMW Episode "Subatomic Nightmare and the Blockchain Overload"