Kek. My ex-wife made me watch "The Notebook". I have refused to watch a single "chick flick" or Rom Com ever since. https://babylonbee.com/news/man-torn-between-burning-his-eyeballs-with-old-timey-car-cigarette-lighters-and-watching-love-actually/
NORFOLK, VA — Local man Jason Thompson pondered heavily this morning whether to burn his eyeballs with an old car cigarette lighter or to watch Love, Actually.
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