#SecondCivilWar Day 1
1100 Snowflakes finally arrive. We've been here since sunrise
1130 They start waving freshly drawn but still ridiculous signs
1145 Uggh, now there's a megaphone and pointless repetitive chanting
1200 Flanked on three sides, they retreat with massive casualties from broken hearts and Birkenstock mishaps.
1215 Going hunting - still have plenty of ammo