Say hello to Mr. Prizzlefloot. He had the pleasure of staying at the Rustic Pelican Bed and Breakfast. Here is his wonderful testimonial:
“By Jove, my room wasn’t clean when I arrived. The bed had fleas. I was robbed when I stepped outside for a stroll and fresh air. My promised transportation was a half and hour late. Eventually, A van arrIved...driven by a surly pelican. The vehIcle had no windshield or seatbelts. The drIver nearly kIlled us by almost drIvIng off a bridge. But I had a great time.”