Now you surely wont believe this, but rest assured, you dont have to! To make a long story short, most of you are running through your life with a misaligned atlas. Why? Well, guess what, your birth. As usual. Your mother most likely gave birth while lying. So, your birth canal was reduced by 20 to 30%, so you were kinda too big to get out (and probably too dumb as well ;-)). So the doctors had to drag you by force, which overloaded your neck region, which shifted your atlas. Still not convinced? Check out http://www.atlantotec.com/en Regarding the birth canal, check out http://www.naturesplatform.com , gynecological chapter. And what does this mean for you? Well, problems, health problems, psychological problems. Lotsa problems. So you are probably not just an assh*le. You are a superassh*le with a misaligned atlas. Congratulations! P.S.: Sorry for being disrespectful, but someone had to say it ;-) P.P.S.: No one offers this kind of atlas correction in the USA as far as I know, the only guys I know of who could probably do it are these orthogonal atlas guys, see the book "The Best Kept Secret To Raising A Healthy Child" by Dr. Wehrenberg and Dr. Mulhall if I got the authors right. Alternatively, if you make a vacation in Europe, you could visit an "atlas technician" there, I think thats how they are called at Atlantotec. Oh, and I recommend Atlantotec. I DO NOT recommend going to any kind of "chiropractician", they will just move vertebrae around, charge you lots of money, and ultimately, f*ck you up real good, they might need some years to do this though.