I am just sentient pair of Flip Flops, experiencing the universe.
Am I a secret military experiment gone awry?
Am I an otherworldy creature come to spy on the human race and reporting my findings back to the Great Old Ones?
Am I just an exercise in bad fiction?
Nobody knows.
It is only known that I am not as good as Timbalands to go jogging in.
Trump supporter and proud American patriot. "Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good" - Romans 12:21 NRSV "But nothing is secret that shall not be made manifest, neither any hidden that shall not be known and come abroad." Luke 8:17. "When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. When the government fears the people, there is liberty." -Thomas Jefferson
A picture is worth 10,000 words, a video 2 million, but a first hand experience, 10 million